The world according to Roycey.

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Tuesday, 8 May 2018

We got this guy's

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PIe ase dont post this for you for feel sorry fot me, i really dont, but sometimes writting is good therapy and talking is good, yes men, th...
Monday, 7 May 2018

I just can't get my head round it!

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I thought I'd write a post about things I just cannot get my head around! I don't need replies, it's not a quiz! Buying a ...
Thursday, 3 May 2018

A letter to my teenage self!

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I thought I’d write a letter to your teenage self, with bullet points and no music , although the music would have been good! Take from thi...
Tuesday, 18 April 2017

My 50 point plan and cabinet as PM!

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So a general election has been called, like we need any more drama, bloody hell I thought I was dramatic! This is beyond epic! So, fuck it, ...
Wednesday, 5 April 2017

The biscuit.

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So I've just got back from 5 days away in Portugal with my Roxy. Now this may not seem a big deal, but for me it was massive. I don...
Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Advice.

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After reading Piers Morgan's  advice to the new editor of 'The Evening Standard' I thought I'd do a list of 'Life advice...
Monday, 20 March 2017

Dance?

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I went to a charity auction the other day for a group who run a homeless soup kitchen every Monday, they call themselves the "Ealing so...
Thursday, 16 March 2017

Billy.

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I've just watched a comic relief video by my comedy hero "The big yin!" (Please go find it, via Comic relief or on my social ...
Wednesday, 15 March 2017

Open the gate.

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I love my meals on wheels round but today I don't. Halfway through the round I'd open a gate to a house called "Avalon" (...
Monday, 13 March 2017

Break up!

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Dear Scotland. I love you. My brother was born in you! My hero in comedy is your soul, I call him Billy, you call him yours; "The bi...
Saturday, 11 March 2017

They know!

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My phone nearly knows everything! I was sat with my girlfriend the other day after having dinner and my phone kindly told me that I needed ...
Sunday, 5 March 2017

Plugs.

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I used to know everyone of my friends phone numbers, now I've not a bloody clue, which is why when my phone battery dies on me I almost ...
Tuesday, 28 February 2017

In the bag!

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I had a lovely evening out last night and met my long term friend Linc, who has decided to cycle everywhere, he turned up for dinner with hi...
Monday, 27 February 2017

And the winner is....

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I'm sat writing this overhearing a conversation between an elderly couple which started with...... "I don't go to London, all ...
Sunday, 26 February 2017

Word!

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I think I'm a cool dad, up-to-date on fashion, (Im a religious reader of Glamour Mag!), Social media and life in general, I have great c...
Saturday, 25 February 2017

Pointing!

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I watched an interview on ITV's "This morning" programme in the week which upset me to my core and not just because I'm a ...
Friday, 24 February 2017

That bloody storm!

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Yesterday was #DorisDay The wind blew, things got destroyed,  life was lost, landscapes changed, barriers were realigned, boundaries of our...
Monday, 15 February 2016

Stephen Fry and a BAFTA bag lady!

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So I sat down to watch the BAFTA Awards last night, I do love an award ceremony and a red carpet so it was to be a valentines night full of ...
Tuesday, 28 April 2015

Women in the lounge!

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I like women, I like to be in their company, I like their conversation, I like their outlook and I am drawn to their strength and power, t...
Saturday, 25 April 2015

Different!

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Roxy loves The Kardashians as much as she does Zoella (The hit youtuber) both of these “Shows” have been brought to me courtesy of Roxy....
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